"IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED...GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR YOU."

"HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS IS STILL DEAD."

"IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT PEOPLE, COME SIT NEXT TO ME."
CURRENTLY IN THE FINISHING STAGES OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY (AN ACCOUNT OF MY LIFE OF DOING EVERY DRUG UNDER THE SUN, ANNONYMOUS SEX IN A WIDE VARIETY OF ODD PLACES, A FEW TRADGIC ROMANCES WHICH TURNED ME INTO THE BITTER, JADED BITCH I AM TODAY, LOSING TOO MANY FRIENDS TO COUNT TO HIV RELATED ILLNESSES, FINDING OUT I TOO WAS INFECTED, EMBEZZLING A FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS AND LIVING LIKE A 'QUEEN' FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS)...AND MUCH MUCH MORE.
STARTING TO GET OFFERS FROM VARIOUS PUBLISHING HOUSES AND SEVERAL MAGAZINES...HUGE EGO BOOST !
HAVEN'T HAD A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP IN OVER TEN YEARS...I'VE BEEN IN THREE; ONE DIED, ONE WAS A LYING, CHEATING, BASTARD PIG-DOG MAN WHO COULD COOK AND THE LAST WAS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY (ESPECIALLY IN BED) BUT AS I WAS POSATIVE AND HE WAS NEGATIVE IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT.
LET'S SEE...ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW, JUST ASK ME ! MY MOUTH IS AS OPEN AS MY LEGS USED TO BE ! LOL