Dog believe they are humans. Cats believe they are gods. I am a tiger.
Hay yall dis ya boy DIAVAHLISHOUS! An yes Ima DIVAH an yes Ima bitch. Plz dont hit me up if...

A) yu on da dl cuz mama aint gonna go back in da closet 4 nan1

B) yu a no body that aint bout a hotdamn

C) yu lookn 4 a ons cuz dat aint how I roll

Hit me up if....

1) yu got a plan for the next five years that don't
include working fast food for the next six or seven

2) If yu out an proud and ready to strut yo stuff like it ain't nobobys bizz

3) If yu think yu can keep up cuz I needs a men not no boy