So then I just blurted out, "WILLYOUSITNEXTTOMEONTHEBUS!?"
I guess, if I have to be anything, I'm a lipstick lesbian. I don't even wear lipstick. But I'm definitely, definitely a lesbian.

I am also a lover of fireworks, big fuzzy monsters, ghosts, carnivals, the circus, bugs, birds, literature, grapefruit, colours, Zooey Deschanel, sunshine, decorating, dresses, and baking. I like asymmetry and imperfection.

I like board games, riding bikes, playing in the park, window-shopping kittens and puppies and ferrets and rats, and wearing aprons, in or out of the kitchen. I like the 50s, and the 20s, and the 70s, and lots of other individual decades.

I have synesthesia and the tendency to sleep anywhere except for my bed. I have a fascination for languages, and I'm studying mortuary science. I'm a painter, sculptor, and illustrator. I like tattoos, piercings, labyrinths, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, and most of all, crocodiles.