"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
Well, I'm a China loving fool and...

1- I have been known to fall in "love" with almost any "T" I meet!

2- You can wear my bra as a hat!

3- I have had hour long conversations in Chinese without knowing what I said!!!

4- I enjoy making new friends and laughing at myself...

5- I'm in desperate need of female friends because all of my friends are guys and even though they're gay, shopping just isn't the same.

6- I'm obsessed with salons which I consider the Mecca of fake eyelashes and nails!

7- I read more than anyone I know,so I'm a useless information center!

8- I hate the word lesbian, it sounds so 80's.

9- Bargian shopping is my specialty.

10- If you still wanna be my friend after reading this, you're crazy!