Try Not. Do or Do Not. There is No Try. ~Yoda~

Only a DOG wants a BONE! And since I'm not a BONE, I DON'T want a DOG! ~Some Comedienne along time ago~

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree w/the above statement, which is why I married a Monkey!
My name is Ms Diva, I'm a 36 yr. old Gemini BBW. I model for several local photographers as a hobby. I'm 5' 10 1/2" with brown hair, blue eyes and I wear glasses. Without my glasses I'm legally blind and use a blind cane. I've been married, I'm divorced and almost 2 years ago, went Lesbian. This July, I'll be celebrating my 1 year wedding anniversary with my wonderful, loving hubby-wife and I couldn't be happier.

I have 1 daughter, age 16, who doesn't live with me, but I see on a regular basis. I'm tattooed and pierced with plans for more of both. I'm wild, crazy, loud and colorful. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy and I'm incredibly protective of my family.

I don't know what more I should add here about me, so I'll say this. If there is something about me that you're curious about, or want to know and it's not in this blurb, please feel free to ask. I'll probably answer the question but I won't if I don't want to or if I think it's inappropriate.