"what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?"
I harbor a not so secret crush for Justin Timberlake.

I consider the film clip to the song 'Androgyny' by Garbage to be hotter than most porn.

If i even SEE a spider, I have an uncontrollable urge to wash my hands.

I have a beautiful core of great friends, and despite evidence to the contrary, am sure that I do not deserve a single one of them.

While pretending to be an intellectual, I still find toilet humour funny.

I'd love to have Cate Blanchett's grace and dignity.

Double entendres and sexual innuendo form 90% of my active thought processes, leading me to believe I may be intellectually disabled.

l believe in true love.