Twas the silence sir that brought the thunder of dragons wings upon us, the silence that made my rapture a sensually forbidden feeling...it twas the dragon...
I came from Pluto to this poor excuse of a planet. . .

The ecosystem is failing poorly and the planet is dying, nevertheless its still lovely here with little miracles happening everyday.

I came here to rule your planet as an evil overlord but have hit many obstacles along the way, but it will happen oh yes it will.

I have a strong belief penguins are trying to take over the world so I am currently at war with them...we will see how this pans out I will let you know...

I like girls, I like boys, I like boy-girls, I like girl-boys, I dont mind as long as they can accept my antennas which are a pluto family birth mark...

That is all...you will read more about me in the history books when I am ruling and you are kneeling at my feet...