I'm in second year at University, living in a quaint little flat overlooking a beautiful view of traffic cones, gravel and iron railings. As I'm in the ground floor, people constantly walk past my window and look in at me as though they have never seen a human before, but I don't mind.

I have far too many socks, each one individual, and I cannot function properly in the morning without a fresh, hot coffee and maybe a cheeky cigarette. I am bored of Jeremy Kyle as well, so if I watch television I watch the Wright Stuff, which is great for activating my brain at such an early time of the day as Matthew Wright is a tit.

When I'm not lazy, I can be a great cook, talkative and really outgoing. I don't like nightclubs though, and I never see the point in chugging gallons of alcohol down my throat in the vain attempt of having fun.

I both adore and despise myself.