"If you're looking for someone, the odds are good; but usually when you find it, the goods are odd."

-Anonymous
I like to tell jokes, so here are a couple to laugh at...just don't think too hard about em.'

"Men are like Mascara: they start to run at the first sign of emotion."

"Men are like lava lamps: they're fun to look at, just not all that bright."

I'm an almost 28 year old gay guy who's more masculine than femme. I get called "butch" a lot lol I live in San Francisco. Transplant from a ridiculously small town in NorCal called Lakeport. I'm looking for big adventure, a man with eyes I can't resist, a smile that makes me weak in the knees and a heart that's as big as his, ahem...uh, well, use your imagination.