If the world is my oyster I fear I'm in it's asshole...and I could do with some help trying to pry it open down here in New Zealand.
I'm an excellent well rounded young man with ambitions to go everywhere and do everything !
I am a fashion designer and my life is consumed by this and my apparent fondness for Vodka.

I hope to emerge from the economic crisis as a butterfly from it's chrysalis but fear I might get punched in the nuts like the while still a pathetic grub.

Save me from this dilema and fly me to exotic contries to stich for you or whatever... I'm a fast learner and am extremely flexible !