Don't make me hit you with my pocketbook....
My best friend accidentally belched in a stranger's face two weeks ago, and I'm still laughing about it. That ought to tell you everything you need to know.

But in case it doesn't, know this: my life is full of moments, some strange, spontaneously changing from one to another; some hilarious, and occasionally some mortifying. And I do my best to love every minute of every moment.