"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you" -C.G. Jung
First, I'm not going to tell you how nice I am or that I like to go out for a nice dinner and laugh. I'll be more poignant than that.

I'm very independent and expect the person I'm with to be the same. There is a time for cuddling and a time to leave each other alone.

If you’re fresh out of a crappy relationship, I don’t want to help you through it. I feel bad for you, but I’ve been there and knew to wait until I was over it to start looking again.

If I don't email you for a few days, don't think that means I've blown you off. What that really means is that I'm busy with my life outside of cyberspace and may only have 12 seconds to be online before I have to be at work, be somewhere, or be doing something else.

I laugh in elevators, I don't know why. I can't sing very well, but like to loudly in my car or while doing dishes. I also dance, equally bad.

And, if you're from Africa or some other country running an internet dating scam, I will not send money to you. Don't waste my time