"Hey look, it's a cat person!

"It's a lizard man... Not all things with a tail are cats."
Sometimes I dress up and pretend I have important forms people NEED to fill in but they're really marriage certificates, then I photoshop our faces on wedding photos and use it as evidence...

I like cock... A LOT.

I have fast fingers and a faster pelvis.

I love Dolman, she's epic.

I'm jewish.